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10th February 2009
Funny Facebook Status 13
xxx read that eleventeen percent of the population make up strange words.
xxx will not be updating his status today.
xxx thinks that a clean house is a sign of a broken computer.
xxx is a few clowns short of a full circus.
xxx can confirm that there really are 500 sheets of toilet paper on the roll.
xxx will be spending the next 8 hours studying the inside of his eyelids.
xxx is lonely so he's gone to find the batteries for his 'friend'.
xxx is right 99% of the time so why worry about the other 5%?
xxx wonders that if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea, does the 5th person enjoy it?
xxx is stroking his mouse.
xxx is made of 100% people.
xxx is on the road to nowhere.
xxx would like to remind you that if you're not satisfied with this product, you should return it to the point of sale for a full refund.
xxx sometimes sits and talks to God, but He just laughs at my plans.
xxx has the body of an 18 year old. He keeps it in the freezer.
xxx is reading ASAP's fables.
xxx can't amuse everyone all the time, but he'll keep trying.
xxx invented the sport of goodminton. It's like badminton, only better.
xxx can't understand why children have to starve while boots costing thousands leave their imprints upon the moon.
xxx thinks that the Miss Universe competition is rigged because it's always won by a human.
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