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28th December 2005
hy R U urinating on me?
KID's JOKE Dennis was a small kid. He was playing on the roof. Suddenly he felt pressure in bladder. He thought why not have some fun. He liked the flow of urine falling from height. So he started urinating from his roof towards the road.
One drunk man was going on the road. He saw Dennis urine blocking his way. He shouted " Hey, who is doing this non-sense?
Stop.I am getting wet."
But dennis was a naughty boy. He was enjoying. Dennis replied --" Sorry , I can not stop in the middle,
It is not possible for me" Drunk man got angry. He shouted on top of his voice "This is no way.
Why r u urinating on road.
Go 2 ur toilet . STOP or I come up from stairs and
beat U blue n black."
Dennis laughed n continued urination----
"How can u come up?
My door of stairs is locked.". Drunk man-- " If ur stairs r locked than
I will climb up catching ur Urine thread itself."
Dennis said " Try that.
U will fall mid way as I will urinate in breaks....intermittantly.."
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18th December 2005
Mummy , I want a puppy.
A neighbour had some puppies. He agreed to spare one puppy to kid daddy . Daddy was very happy.
Daddy repeatedly insisted for a puppy to mummy .
Mummy said : -" no, way."
Daddy said:- " by not allowing me to keep a pet, U R denying a normal childhood 2me.."
Mummy:- "I m not able to raise U properly and U R insisting 4 a puppy?"
when, Daddy went out2 neighbour.
Neighbouring uncle asked daddy "why R U not taking one pup?"
Daddy clearly explained2 him what mom had told him." My mom is even not able to raise me properly. She is unable to raise a pup also with me."
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Once, kid Daddy was on evening stroll with his Mom.
A family was also on stroll with a "dog".
Daddy asked mom " why do not V also keep a Dog".
Mom said " V raise kids-pointing2 daddy , not Dogs".
Daddy replied " How mean are they, is not it?"
Mom "what?"
daddy said pointing2 that family with there dog" They R very mean na? They raise Dog and not kids."
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When sunny of UK, visited daddy in India, he was very fascinated by his grandfather's house.
He wrote in his one essay in his uk school
" my grand pa's house in India is like a king's palace. He has 3 dogs, 2 cats, 2 cows, many squiralls, Spiders , lizards, and ants in his house.
In India U do not get couliflower in the supermarket. U have to pluck cauliflower directly from the field"
Daddy , after knowing it, asked him " where could u find in that house, 3 dogs, 2 cows. 2 cats etc?"
Sunny replied :-"I allowed 3 stray dogs of the road 2 come inside courtyard, 2-3 cats always used to visit the house, 2 cows used2 sit infront, daily on my grndpa's gate and he gave some eatables to them, so I have added them as pets. there were so many ants, lizards, birds in the garden. There were so many cauliflower in the garden and they used2 get it from there."
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13th December 2005
Have U met any Miracle-man?
WHEN DADDY WAS A KID--
he wanted2see some miracle real in front of him.He had heard many stories, but no miracle man he saw actually.
One day Mr Palekar and Mr. Thassu, his father's friends said, " v have seen miracle in form of "plainchit", where a utensil start moving of its own and answers ur questions. This is called "Plainchit"
Daddy asked " Can U show me actually."
Mr. Thassu said " Yes,v can show u plainchit"
So Daddy and all his kid gang was really excited.
Plainchit- he had heard a lot about it. he was really excited .
Daddy asked:-" when U will show us this miracle?"
Mr. Palekar said "Tomorrow only. The small tumbler kept up side down will start moving ,when three persons keep their fingers on it. Be ready everybody tomorrow evening, everybody should have proper bath. The room should be properly washed and incensed sticks burnt."
V all siblings were ready next day 2 witness our first encounter with MIRACLE. Mr Palekar & Mr.Thassu came at right time. Excitement started rising. Inscenced sticks were burnt. Room was full of fragrance.V sat around a Carrom board. The board was also purified with few drops of ganges water.
Everybody was very curious and following Mr. Palekar's orders excitedly. whether the utensil will move of its own in front of us?
Three persons sat around the carrom board and kept their fingers softly on an inverted utensil at center of the carrom. On one side of board ,V wrote numbers- 0 to 9. and "yes" & "no". On other three sides V wrote alphabets.
Suspense and silence filled in the room. Mr. Palekar advised 4 silence. Pin drop silence filled the room. Mr. thassu advised to remember God and request good souls to come in utensil. All three started prayers. Others waited with baited breath, staring to the utensil without fluttering eyelids.One minit passed, nothing happened. Two minits passed , but nothing happened. Prayers continued. Three minits passed but no movement noticed . Everybody looked towards Mr. Palekar. He said " Souls R not coming this time."
He stood up. "V will try after sometime".
Everybody was disappointed. Whether Souls do not want to show us miracle?
After some time again V sat on board with baited breath. Again V prayed 2 souls to come.
And this time they did not disappointed us. The utensil moved slowly. Everybody was stunned. Pindrop silance continued. Mr. Palekar asked the soul " Sir, have U come?". The utensil moved towards "yes" written on the board. ..Again utensil came back to center circle. Now Mr. Palekar told us 2 ask any query. V kids started asking about our small worries like " exam results" etc.and answers started pouring in so fast that v were really astonished. The utensil was moving very fast. Sometimes v thought whether it is the small pressure of 3 fingers, which is moving the utensil? But the speed of the utensil- negated the suspicion .The utensil was moving first, V felt & fingers were following it.
After this encounter with our first MIRACLE , V , many times called the SOULS and did the Plainchit in front of our friends successfully.
Any MIRACLE seen by U or Any scientific answer anybody tell of plianchit, pl. POST a comment.I m waiting . MORE miracles next time.
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12th December 2005
Ghost of Forest & apple of loft.
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Ghost in Forest and Apple in loft.
When Daddy was a kid there was a Thassu uncle living nearby. He used to tell some stories to Daddy. Daddy liked stories of Akbar and Birbal, most. One such story was this one.
Apple of the loft & Ghost of the forest.
Though King Akbar used to respect his minister Birbal much for his wits and intelligence.But once, when King saw that Birbal is critisizing all his proposals, he got envious. He thought to downgrade Birbal.
He got an Apple of clay prepared.The apple was just like a real one. Looking Very fresh, red and juicy. King kept the apple in a open loft in a gallary from where Birbal used to go daily.
Birbal really got tempted. He looked around and found nobody looking.He was not knowing that the king was keeping an eye secretly.He lifted the apple.He looked all around again. He found nobody and had a quick bite .All mud was in his mouth. He ran away hiding his mouth. Thanked his stars that no body saw him doing that stupid thing.
Next day when Birbal cut short a suggestion of King Akbar giving his intelligent argument, King said "Birbal do U remember,- Apple of the loft" . Birbal got non-plused. No other minister could understand the code words. But Birbal was totally depressed thereafter.
Same thing happened next day again. when Birbal was rejecting a suggestion of the King by his witty arguments, King said " Birbal do u remember " apple of the loft". Birbal was silent thereafter.
Now this thing started happenning daily. Birbal was very harrassed. He thought "unless a reply is given to king he would make my life hell". He prepared a plan to make the king silent.
Next day,Birbal told Akbar the benefits of "morning walks" for his better health. His arguments were so powerful that Akbar readily agreed to start daily morning walks. Birbal volunteered himself for the company.
Birbal secretly enquired about usual timeing of Akbar's going to latrine to clear his bowls. He came to know that at 6AM Akbar goes punctually to ease himself.
Next day Birbal reached at Akbars Palace at 5 AM and took him along for morning walk. Birbal was a very humourous and witty talker. Besided this the weather was very nice and the morning was really beautiful.He engaged Akbar in the praise of the natural beauty and took him towards a nearby river. Birbal insisted for a boat ride, explaining it's joy. Akbar agreed and sat on the boat. Once in the boat, Birbal took the boat deep in the river. Akbar was really enjoying the morning and the nature's beauty. He could not how the time fled.
Now it was 6 AM. Akbar started feeling nature's call. He slowly said " I think V should return now". But Birbal's praise of beautiful scenery was so interesting that he avoided to pay attention to the call. Birbal kept going deep and deep in the river.Now nature's call was stronger for Akbar. He said strongly now-" I think V should return now".
Birbal again tried to divert Akbars attention. But inner nature's pressure was un outer natures attraction, so Akbar had to order in tuff voice to return. Birbal enquired about the urgency. Akbar said " I have a very urgent official work". Birbal asked--
" Whether our country will face heavy loss if V do not return immidiately".
Akbar replied " Our state will have to bear unprecedented loss, if V do not go immidiately" .
Birbal started moving back to shore , but intentionally speed was slow. Akbar kept on saying "Birbal speed up-speed up". Birbal said " Sir I see U R very tense , What is the so urgent state work?"
Akbar's pressure was unbearable and he had to tell the truth." Yaar Birbal tum to apne hi ho, Actually I am feeling pressure and have to go to "disha maidan" urgently"
Birbal said " Sir, why did not U tell me early. This is more urgent than most urgent state job. "
He speeded up really now and reached the shore. He suggested to King " as UR pressure has now reached to extream limits,U may not reach Palace with clean pants. So U pl. ease URself behind a bush in this jungle. there is nobody around. No body will come to know that the king eased himself behin a bush. That will be a real disha maidan ."
King had no option, as he was really loosing all controls on his body parts and was about to dirty his pants.
King immidiately rushed behind bushes and sat under a tree after lowering his underwear. But as soon as he sat down - a black GHOST appeared from nowhere and cried- "shoo-shoo, Who is dirtying my place. Run away or I eat U."
Akbar was really scared.He forgot his pressure and ran away with feet on his head. After some distance,looked back- saw no ghost following- so he sat down again under a tree. But as soon as he lowered his pant again again a Ghost appeared and cried same thing so loudly that his heart started sinking. King was all sweat. He again started running and aftera distance sat again to face same ghost.
He was all in sweat and his heart was pumping fast. However fifth time he could vacate his bowl and went to Birbal. Birbal asked " My Lord , U took much time to clear UR bowl, every thing is alright?"
King saw Birbal was normal. He felt satisfied that nobody knew the ordeal he faced.-" It is alright"
Next day in the court, when Birbal cut short Akbar's one suggestion, Akbar said " Birbal, Do U rember the apple of the loft".
Now it was the turn of the Birbal to reply : -"My lord do U remember the Ghost of the forest?"
Akbar got totally non-plused. He was thinking -"nobody knew this" but now he could guess the Ghost was Birbal himself.
From then on Akbar totally forgot the line " Birbal, do U remember the apple of the loft" and Birbal had some free air.
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6th December 2005
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4th October 2005
A BRAVE ALSESIAN CAUGHT
BILKEES'S BRAVE DOG.
U have read how "Katmunda" THE BEHEADED GHOST created terror in daddy's Saugor town. Katmunda literally means- a beheaded man in Hindi(India's major language). Even english has taken-"KAT" as "CUT". MUNDA means- head.
Daddy and his kid friends were much horrified with the sudden arrival of KATMUNDA in their town, whose terrible stories, as told earlier had restricted their movements and terrified even their elders. All kids used to look the fortification of their house, daily done by their parents, before retiring to bed, with curiosity.
Police force was fortified by government and petrolling increased in the town to unfold the KATMUNDA mystery. But "katmunda" was striking daily and Police was always reaching late on the spot.
One day Mr bilkees's DOG a german shepherd did what all the police force could not do. Decades have passed since the "katmunda" created panic but I still have a great RESPECT for that BRAVE alsesian DOG. Certainly now he must not be in this world.
The BILKEES'S brave dog gave whole Saugor town, a relief from the "KATMUNDA" menace. He caught hold the dangerous KATMUNDA by his beheaded neck already bleeding, one night when that GHOST was entering in his house.That KATMUNDA attacked the brave dog with his knife repeatedly on his neck. But BIKEES's BRAVE DOG caught the leg of that ghost and did not leave the KATMUNDA even after getting wounded badly . Mr Bilkees raised an alarm .Mr Thassu, his neighbour responded immidiately and they caught the "katmunda" . BILKEES'S dog was so brave that he did not leave katmunda's leg even after receiving many wounds on neck.The dog was bleeding and seriously wounded. The KATMUNDA was caught. Whole town rejoiced. Police gave reward to the DOG. Many days the DOG was under treatment dangling between DEATH and LIFE. The Alsesian had put his life to danger to save his master's life and his property.HIS bravery's story spread like jungle fire in whole town. Everybody prayed for his wellbeing. And GOD also heard the prayers giving him second life.
His master BILKEES was also quite a young man then. I do not know whether he will read this blog or not , but if he reads it, I want to convey that Whole Saugor town has great respect still for his brave DOG whose real name we still do not know.
We all kids and whole population used to call him as BILKEES'S DOG .May GOD bestow peace to his SOUL where the dog is.
Daddy and his friends used to stop their game and used to shout loudly , in admiration ---"BILKEES'S DOG" ---"Bilkees's dog" ---repeatedly, whenever they used to see the sturdy , brave Alsesian , with a big broad belt with sharp nails on neck, on stroll with Mr Bilkees every evening.
Anybody from Sagar town who remembers the "katmunda" "Dacoit Mansingh" and " bilkees's dogs" must contact me. I will be really glad.
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23rd August 2005
When DADDY WAS TERRORISED BY KATMUNDA & DACOIT MANSINGH.
KIDS STORY:-
"KATMUNDA" - THE BEHEADED GHOST AND DACOIT MANSINGH
Sagar town in central India was a Dacoit infested area. Every now & then, Daddy would hear about murders or Robberies by Dacoits. All Kids were much curious about Dacoits. This used 2 b a hot topic of discussion among Daddy & his gang, in the play field. Daddy & his kid friends all were in awe of Dacoits. Every kid used to blah-blah all he had heard about "katmunda" or Dacoit Mansingh.This way they used to contribute their bit, in spreading floating rumors, like wild fire."Dacoit ManSingh attracted much attention and respect in the public." "Dacoit Mansingh is very kind to poors." Also rumors said "the dacoit used 2 treat ladies of the house, where he went 2 loot,with respect. Once Dacoit Mansingh shot down his own gang member who tried to illtreat a lady of a house where they were robbing." So on & so fore.Whenever He was in city , whole city was agog with rumors that Daku Mansingh is in town. Every household, every kid, used 2 become extra alert in those days days. A story said that "one night he robbed a rich family of all their gold. The lady wept bitterly . In the end when the dacoit was just 2 leave, she called him "Brother , please don't take my marriage ornaments which r considered very auspicious 4 my husband's life". Dacoit Mansingh was so moved by her weeping & calling him "brother", that he returned her those special ornaments." Folklores said that "he gave whole loot to a poor man who had no money 4 wedding functions and ornaments of his daughter."
nsing used 2 run. His words were law. No court or polic
All kids knew that Dacoits r not nice fellows.They were in AWE of dacoits, But still they held Daku Mansingh in some respect as he used 2 rob with some rules and also used 2 help poor people. So kids thought that Dacoit Mansingh would not kidnap them and by chance if he kadnapped them , he would treat them with some dignity.
There was a large area in that region where dictate of Dacoit Mae could do what his orders did.
But this story is not of terror of Daku Mansingh ONLY but also of another day when whole sagar town in central India was in terror again.This time it was not Dacoit Mansingh but a Ghost called "katmunda" who had no HEAD on his shoulder,with blood flowing from his beheaded neck.Everybody was talking of "Katmunda", who was on prowl in the dark nights in saugor city. People said that KATMUNDA visits any house in dead of night.He calls name of the resident. If anybody replies the call ,the resident dies instantaously. That was really terrorising. All KIDs were talking about the KATMUNDA in schools, in homes or in playgrounds.Dads and moms were tutoring their kids how to face the difficult situation. Daddy used 2 live in Sagar cantonment area. The area was thinly populated . Dwellings were having large distances in between. There were bushes, creepers, long grass,thick century old trees of mangoes, banyan ,pipal etc in abundance giving the area jungle look. Everybody , men, women or children were in terror. Such rumors travel very fast, just like light travels. Daddy was also in terror after he saw how his mom and Dad were in fear of KATMUNDA. Daddy was really at a loss, as 2 how a human can fight a ghost? All kids discussed "GHOST can enter any where, Ghost can cross a wall also, at their will" . But this KATMUNDA ghost did not cross the WALL but used 2 call name, loudly. Really it was shocking 4 all KIDS. They had sleepless nights .Every call felt like "Katmunda"'s call.The KATMUNDA stories were coming daily. Every morning brought a new terror story. Every body used 2 ask immidiately after getting up in morning " where has KATMUNDA struck 2day" and really he used 2 struck without fail.Whole police force was after him.Special meetings of officer were being held daily. For once people thought that KATMUNDA has defeated the mighty government. Grown up's legs used 2 tremble when a cry of KATMUNDA was heard,what 2 talk of small kids. Daddy still remembers how his father and mom used to close all windows and doors securely before going to bed in night. Kid daddy saw with awe how his parents were kept heavy drums etc behind the doors so that some noise would be created if any body tried to enter the house in night.
Then one day whole episode came to end when Mr.Bilkees's DOG, a german shepherd caught hold the "katmunda" by his neck.
--satish
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7th July 2005
WHEN DADDY WAS A KID & STARTED A JUNGLE FIRE.
WHEN DADDY WAS A KID & STARTED A JUNGLE FIRE.
That was a hot summer day. Daddy was feeling lonely in that big rented house situated in a large agricultural field in that sleepy town Sagar cantonment in central India. Landlord used 2 grow paddy sometimes in the field. In that hot summer how could green grass remain green . Long grass in the field got dried due 2 burning heat of the season.
Daddy's mother and siblings were taking noon nap, as nothing else could be done, in that heat wave. But Daddy was not feeling sleepy. He was just thinking what 2 do.Daddy was so small that his height must be only up to ur knees. He was very sober and quite kid and seldom did any mischief.
Sun rays were erupting fire on your face. Hot air waves in Indian summer can burn Ur skin and U feel like in an oven. That is why all schools are closed in India for two months, in this hot weather. Temperature peaks at noon. All roads are deserted like a curfew order day. Even all pets and birds go underground.All Green leaves turn yellow due to heat. But working men have to go on work in any season, whether it is hot weather of summer in central India or chilling icy winter of north Himalayan India or deserts of west India or East India which has world record of heaviest rainfall.
No air conditioners were invented at that time. Daddy’s papa's Office used to fix nice smelling khus – curtains 4 protection from heat wave. Special water boys were employed 2 sprinkle water time and again on curtains fixed on all doors and windows. Some times Daddy used 2 go 2 his Papa's office and enjoyed cool and nice smelling breeze coming through the wet khus curtains.
Mom had asked Daddy and his siblings to take a nap in hot noon. But Daddy was not feeling sleepy. He was just thinking what 2 do.
Daddy does not know, even now, where from that stupid idea came in his small mind. He took a matchbox in his tiny little arms, slowly moved out of the house without making a noise to prevent daddy's mom 2 get awake. Perhaps he had seen somewhere jungles burning and was fascinated with the fury of Jungle fire. In the scorching sun, nobody in sight till Ur eyes can see the little Daddy was moving with a matchbox in hand, towards totally dried vast acres of land fully covered with dense and long grass. There was a considerable wide earth still 2 be crossed 2 reach 2 grass covered area. Daddy moved with care like a tiger on prowl; so that not a slight noise was created 2 awaken his mom or the landlord. Land lord was a very snobbish type. He was very careful about his property. Daddy knew he would kill daddy if he came 2 know about Daddy's intentions. That snob would not even allow daddy 2 make drawings on his house walls. Daddy was totally focused that moment. He forgot what would happen afterwards. He reached to the boundary of grass area. He had seen his mom how she used 2 burn the match stick. He took out one matchstick and tried to rub it on box. But the attempt failed .The matchstick did not get ignited. Instead broke in two pieces. Daddy was a little frustrated. He made a little glance towards the doors and windows. He thought “O.K. nobody is watching me .Let me try again“. Daddy again rubbed the matchstick on box. This time the stick got ignited but due to inexperience of Daddy he could only burn his fingers and the hot winds just put off the stick. Daddy was a little frustrated but again he looked towards doors and windows, nobody had got up. No human face was visible till far off .He took out third match stick and rubbed on the box stripe .This time everything was done with clock like precision. He threw the ignited stick in the dry grass heap. He expected a grand show of a big fire. But he was little dejected as the fire which he was expecting he could not see. The sun was so furious that the fire in grass not visible in day light. But when he saw yellow grass turning black and that black boundary spreading fast in all direction, soon Daddy realized that there is a fire and it is spreading like a jungle fire. Looking 2 frenzy of fire its speed and damage it was doing 2 landlords‘grass, Now Daddy started getting cold feet even in that hot conditions. Now every future aspect started coming to his little mind. Now he could visualize the thrashing by his mom, still more of dad. Above all, Daddy could visualize the ruckus that big snob the landlord would create. This all came in daddy’s mind in just a second. What could a little Daddy do? Poor soul could not even call his mom or sibling 4 help. The fire was spreading really like a jungle fire. A large area of land had turned jet black due to recently burnt grass. He knew water put fire off. That poor little soul found himself in front of a giant ghost with wide open mouth. In a jiffy Daddy made up his mind. He sprinted towards bathroom. Moved on toes, in side the house, lest anybody wake up. Found a small glass. Took water, in that glass. Went out to field .Threw water, on the grass. Ran back rapidly. Again filled glass with water and swiftly moved to fire and threw water of small glass there. Again did one more round. And one more. But what could small glass of water brought by cute little fingers do to the mammoth jungle fire. Daddy was feeling exhausted and helpless. Daddy’s mom suddenly heard some commotion and saw small cute Daddy ferrying a small glass of water out of home .She came out silently 2 see what Daddy was doing & was flabbergasted 2 see whole field was on fire. She however did not bashed poor Daddy instead counselled him against such adventures in future which get out of hands.
Daddy had a nice nap after so much exhaustion. He never knew what mom told dad or Landlord but they kept quite. But that black land spread in acres & acres, in front and in the back of house ,for months , kept reminding Daddy his misadventure .
KIDS BLOG.
Some stories R so powerful that after reading of them, see DREAMS about them. when Daddy was a kid, he liked some stories. Some stories just get itched in his mind. Some stories totally changed his behaviour, for whole of his life.Thus whole course of Daddy's life got changed. Some stories are so simple, so straight but still these become most liked. Here is a story of a small JOLLY RAT. Very simple, very straight but DADDY liked it. And 100 % kids whom daddy narrated this story liked it. And repeatedly cajoled him to tell the story again and again.They said they saw a RAT IN their DREAMs with a COLOURFUL CAP WITH A FUNGI ON HIS HEAD.Try urself, narrate it to ur siblings. They will respect u .Then do not forget 2 post a comment .
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A JOLLY RAT'S STORY
There was a small rat. His name was " CHUHIYA". He was very happy go lucky kind. Every time he was seen playing only. When it was wimbaldon season ,he would start playing tennis .When Sachin scored century , he would take out his bat and ball.
One day while on his daily morning walk and sightseeing tour of households , He went inside a tailors shop. "Oh my God, What a riot of colours ! Red, Green, Blue, Yellow, orange and many more colored cloths were lying there. He was so excited to be in a sea of rainbow. He thought if he had a cap with all colours of cloth what a fun it would be. he went to the tailor and said " tailor , tailor , please make a cap for me using all colours"
Tailor scolded him " Nothing is free in this world. Go bring money first". CHUHIYA tried to convince him" see u have so many waste pieces of cloth. This will not cost u any thing." But tailor refused flately. Chuhiya was very dejected. He had no money. Whole night he could not sleep. Then ,He got an idea .
Next day again he went to the tailor. "Tailor, tailor, make a cap for me with all colors" . Tailor again scolded him" Again u have come. Dont u understood what i said u , yesterday? No lunch is free. Go bring dollors. Or Get out of shop .U will dirty my cloths"
Chuhiya threatened him "U know my teeth r so sharp. If u dont make a colorful cap 4 me, I will cut all ur cloths , this night." Tailor really got scared. thought 4 a sec n said "OK baba , I will make one cap 4 u . Come tomorrow"
Chuhiya was very happy. He could not sleep for long. He was just dreaming of his colourful cap. Morning came. Immidiately he rushed to Tailor. Tailor said "u will not let me brush my teeth even. Come Take ur CAP. AND Never come again" Chuhiya followed tailor in excitement. And Lo Here was the Cap in his hand. "My God it is beautiful. Thank u Tailor. U have really done a wonderful job." There were many stripes of all colors in the cap. And a beautiful top made of colorful silken threads called FUNGI. Chuhiya liked the fungi most off all. He dreamt - cap is on and he is walking with springs in his legs and FUNGI is jumping up and down ,like young girls shampooed hair. How much he wanted to walk like that. He was so happy , so over joyed that he took a drum and hanged in his neck and started beating it and shouted on top of his voice moving in the market DHAM DHAMA dHAM " My cap is best. My cap is better than KING's cap.There is no fungi in kings cap"" DHAM DHAMA DHAM DHAM. See my fungi jumping like pom-pom. He kept jumping and running.
King's men heard it. Chuhiya was in trouble. He was arrested.
He was presented in the king's court. king asked him what he was saying on road? Chuhiya again got started,beating his drum, Dham, dhama, dham ,dham " My colourful cap is better than king's. King does not have this type of fungi." Dham, dhama, dham, dham,.Chuhiya started jumping up and down.Fungi also flurred like POM-POM.
King was furious . " Put him in Jail". The poor little rat was jailed. But his excitement was not faded. In the cell also he kept beating his drum ,whole night " Dhum, dhama, dhum , dhum, My cap is better than king's. My cap is better than king's. There is no fungi in king's cap " Dham, dhuma, dham, dham.
King could not sleep in night. King said " This rat is mad. Release him. He is mad"
Chuhiya was set free. Again on the road, he proceeded to his underground home, named "bill" , beating his drum continously " Dhum, Dhama, dhum, dhum," My cap. My colourful cap, it is better than Kings cap. there is no Fungi in kings cap." Dhum, dhuma, dhum, dum.
:-this story also available in TARUKH' blog.
---idea taken from an old story. Anybody knowing name of original writer pl.inform,for credits.---
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when daddy was a kid.
DADDY SAW TIGER FOR FIRST TIME.
"DC SAHEB HAS KILLED A TIGER". THE NEWS SPREAD LIKE A JUNGLE FIRE. DC (DEPUTY COMMISSIONER) USED TO LIVE JUST IN FRONT OF DADDY'S HOUSE IN SAGAR CITY. THERE WAS a DENSE FOREST ALL AROUND. DC 'S HOUSE, WHICH WAS JUST NEARBY WAS STILL HALF A KILOMETER AWAY. ALL KIDS OF THE AREA WERE VERY KEEN TO SEE THE KILLED TIGER. DADDY WAS ALSO VERY PROUD THAT ONE OF HIS NEIGHBOUR IS SO BRAVE THAT HE KILLED A TIGER. WHEN CHHETRAPAL (sERVENT) INFORMED DADDY'S MOM THAT MANY RESIDENTS ARE GOING TO SEE THE TIGER, ALL THE KIDS JUMPED AND SCREAMED " WE WILL ALSO GO , WE WILL ALSO GO". MOM WAS ALSO EXCITED. BUT IT WAS GETTING DARK. MANSOON WAS IN. EVERYWERE RAINY PLANTS AND BIG GRASS WAS GROWING. RELUCTANTLY SHE PERMITTED. ALL KIDS WERE OVER JOYED. MOM CAUTIONED " GO CAREFULLY . ALL KIDS CATCH HOLD OF OTHER'S HAND. DONT LEAVE CHHETRAPAL. BEWARE OF SNAKES AND SCORPIOS". DADDY WAS SO EXCITED WITH THE THOUGHT OF SEEING A TIGER KILLED BY DC SAHEB AND WAS WALKING FAST , AHEAD OF ALL. DADDY WAS ALSO PROUD THAT OTHER KIDS ARE ACCOMPANING HIS SERVENT. NO BODY WAS CAREFUL ABOUT SNAKES OR SCORPIOS.ALL KIDS WERE TALKING CONTINOUSLY IN EXCITEMENT. AND IN A SHORTWHILE WE WERE NEAR DC'S HOUSE. IT WAS VERY DARK BY THEN. NOBODY WAS ALLOWED TO ENTER FROM THE MAIN GATE. NO BODY DARED TO DISTURB DC'S PEACE.AFTERALL DC WAS THE KING OF THE DISTRICT. STILL WE WERE SO THANKFUL TO HIM THAT HE ALLOWED US TO ENTER HIS BANGLOW TO SEE THE TIGER. WE ENTERED THE LARGE SPRAWLING COMPOUND FROM A SMALL back GATE. IN THE DARKNESS, WE FOLLOWED THE NARROW FOOT PRINTS PATHWAY BEHIND CHHETRAPAL , ONE AFTER OTHER, LIKE A TRAIN.WHOLE COMPOUND WAS FULL OF BIG TREES AND RAINY PLANTS. FAR AWAY WE COULD SEE A PETROMAX BULB LIGHTING. THERE WERE SOME PEOPLE ALSO SEEN. OUR EXCITEMENT REACHED ITS CRESENDO. WE STARTED RUNNING TOWARDS THE LIGHT. AFTER REACHING A CERTAIN DISTANCE SUDDENLY BRACKES APPLIED AUTOMATICALLY. OUR FACES DISFIGURED." OH MY GOD, WHAT A STENCH" KIDS WERE LOOKING TO EACH OTHER'S FACE. " CHHI, CHHI, WHAT A BAD SMELL".BUT DADDY COULD SEE DIM FIGURE OF TIGER LYING ".WE HAD TO REACH THERE FAST, TO SATISFY OUR CUROSITY. DADDY COVERED HIS NOSE WITH HANDKARCHIEF AND SPEEDED UP. EVERYBODY FOLLOWED. IN A JIFFY ALL WERE NEAR THE GROUP. A BIG BEAUTIFUL TIGER WAS LYING IN MIDEST OF THE CROWD. HERE WAS THE KING OF JUNGLE LYING IN FRONT. DADDY GOT SCARED FOR A WHILE. TIGER'S EYES WERE OPEN AND IT LOOKED AS IF IT WOULD SPRING ON ITS FEET ANY MOMENT."DONT BE FRIGHTENED .IT IS DEAD." STILL HE TOLD TO OTHER KIDS,MAKING A BRAVE FRONT. DADDY WAS VERY AMAZED TO SEE THE SIZE OF THE TIGER. " MY GOD IT IS SO LONG." DADDY NEVER THOUGHT THAT TIGERS ARE SO BIG. ACTUALLY DADDY HAD NEVER SEEN A BIG CAT BEFORE. HE HAD SEEN ONLY PHOTOGRAPHS. NOW HE COULD REALIZE HOW BIG AND MEJESTIC , A TIGER WAS. SOME FELLOWS HIRED BY DC SAHEB , WERE READY WITH THEIR KNIVES, TO TAKE OUT SKIN OF THE TIGER. CHHETRAPAL SAID "DC SAHEB WILL KEEP THE SKIN AS A MoMENTO". ALL KIDS KEPT SEEING THE DRAMA ,NEVER SEEN BEFORE. ALL WERE SAD TO SEE A DEAD KING OF JUNGLE. DC's men told us that this tiger had become a maneater so on request of villagers dc saheb had killed it.
one of DC's man was friend of chhetrapal. He informed that one german shepherd bitch of theirs, has delivered 4 puppies. He offered one if kids wanted. Daddy was excited with joy. This was a long cherished dream coming true. Daddy started screaming " I will take one,just now".But chhetrapal refused point blank.He said "mom will fire me, if I take one without her permission". Daddy cried and wept.He threw himself on the ground,throwing his legs and arms voilently." But chhetrapal shouted "STOP, Tiger is coming to life.It has moved it's right ear just now.SEE , tiger is looking at u." Daddy saw at tiger's eyes and just got up silently. Daddy requested DC's men to reserve one pup for him.
Did mom give permission? Did Daddy desire to keep a PUP materialise. ? Some other time.
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