15th January 2009

So yesterday was my B-day! All and all made a good start at work- Pedro's at lunch time, drinks after work with colleages, drinks with friends after drinks with colleagues- drinks with other friends after that- And going clubbing after that with other friends. So today I feel like a gem squash..... Usually, I crawl into bed at no later than 11pm... AND alcohol is like a seasonal drink which is left to be enjoyed at the minimal social events in my "previous attached with a mormon" year or two! What I did realise is, that I surely got a fair dose of karma.... Ran into 3 ex beaus in one frikkin night.... How is that possible???? The first guy is what you'd call a fine specimen untill he opens his narcissistic mouth. Two very expensive dates later- I couldn't stand him! Three years later, he's still bitter over the fact that I 'played' him??? The other two are really just a 'matter of fact' ending. Breaking hearts is what I used to do- we were all teenagers?. Well, I wont be doing that anytime soon, that I can promise you! Dis die 2de keer die week, en eks klaar! watch this space!

12th January 2009

9th January 2009

Ek gaan nooit weer drink nie, mesne sę dit altyd maar.... Op 'n weeks aand en werk lę voor oor 'n paar uur!? As dit jou friends is en 2 for 1 coctial specials? Hoe kan 'n mens nee sę? Me getting tatoo!Yeah... Little Chinese Meow Meow! Ek sit al van gister af en tob oor die pyn, party mense sę dis soos 'n warm mes wat in jou sny... ander sę weer dis 'n mild irritation. UH?, mild irritation, hoe kan iets wat jou laat bloei n' mild irritation wees??? Hmmm, rescue pilletjies vir voor die tyd sal werk, hoop ek. ARRGGHHH hoekom moet naalde so creepy wees en die ZZZZZZZZZ in jou ore so intimidating??? Dit help ook nie dat Dadel saam kom om video footage te kry daarvan nie, nie vir morele ondersteuning nie, nee nee,  maar om eendag vir my kinders te wys hoe hul 22 jarige rooikop ma se ink addiction begin het. Ha ha! 43, sagging met 'n rot op haar rug wat eens op 'n tyd 'n oulike katjie was! Maar 'n mens leef net een keur, miskien belsuit die Heilige Vader ek bereik nooit 43 nie. Miskien vergaan die węreld 2011....En ek nag al 8 jaar vir een, maar was te chicken om te gaan. As speit te laat kom, kan ek altyd in 'n polo neck werk funksies bywoon of trou in daai ou tydse skouer doekie goedjies... Dink maar aan my more...!

OEE!!! En 'n paar oulike redes waarom dit cool is om single te wees!

"If you are depressed or mad at the world for a few minutes, you don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed."

"You can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself."

"You can spend your salary on what you want."

"No more arguments about things you can't explain."

“Not only are your dinners free when you go out on those first dates, but they take you out to nice places."

"You can leave your bra and other unmentionables in view."

"Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous."

"You can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over."

"You don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities."

"You don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things."

"You don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks."

"You can be happy with who you are, not who he wants you to be."

XXXX

6th January 2009

5th January 2009